Repeat.. I needed a laugh

1. Love is a schizophrenic transsexual wearing a mini skirt with stiletto heeled combat boots, and, DAMN that BITCHISFIERCE.....
2. Love is a fat, lazy ass, selfish, last big piece of chicken grabbing mofo that cares for nothing other than, well of course, the big piece of chicken.
3. Love is a felony convicted, STD infected, $5.00 whore, with a dime of excuses appearing in front of a county judge for the umpteenth time.
4. Love is a never ending bombastic, super stesno-phonic fart echoing along the aisle of a public library.
5. Love is a seven eyed, twenty legged, fourteen inch, green german cockroach plummeting from your refrigerator, clutching the last cold heiniken.
6. Love is a toothless, nearsighted carnivorous vampire sucking bone marrow from your eyeballs while you are trying to sleep.
7. Love is twin two inch puss-filled zits, surrounded by a zillion ant bites, and one REALLY BIG WART, covering your face the night of your senior prom.
8. Love is a winged, usher for the devil who mistook you for a garden tool, and used your teeth, gums, toes, and finger, sans fingernails and nailbeds, to claw it's way from hell.

ça va sans dire, it goes without saying Love can be painful, but it's worth the journey once you get to the other side.