BECAUSE IT NEEDED TO BE DONE

the perfect list poem

1. fck you if you read my blog, personalize it and run with it like marion jones on juice.

1.5 look at it this way, if it is about you, why should you be any different than anyone else? I mean don't you fcking talk about people?

2. fck you if you are too stoopid to see the writing on the wall.

(the rest of us see it and it ain't pretty).

3. fck you and your monica lewinsky keep the cum stained dress attitude.

(some people still believe he was framed!)

4. fck you if you're too fcking stoopid to realize why she, like you, had to keep the cum stained dress as proof anyway.

5. fck you if you didn't get three and four -

(it means you are a manipulative miserable liar with no fcking life - who gives good head)

6. by the way, fck you, the dress only proves she, like you, are a mid night, i mean mind fck.

(people talk, and not always on or about you. grow the fck up)

7. fck you, everybody has problems, they are simply a part of life.

(there's nothing wrong with them or you, remember some will pick up yours to avoid their's!)

8. fck you if you're not smart enough to figure out that everybody is closer to someone else when it comes to telling other people's business.

(there are no secrets some asses are more valuable and tastier, than others when it comes to kisses)

8.5 so fck you if you don't wear blistex when you kiss mine, carmex is too greasy!

9. fck you if you think that people dislike you for no reason, see #8, no body, not even SATAN wakes and says i'm gonna fck with stoopid ass.

9.5 fck you for not telling the person who told you that shyt, even if it's you, to go fck themselves!

(Remember Linda Tripp? She just came across as jealous. But you gave good head, Monica!!!!)

10. fck you if you're playing the closer, csi or miami fcking advice, trying to figure out why i placed all these fck yous on my blog.

11. here's the answer in advance fck you!

11.5 fck you if you can't take a joke.

12. fck you if you believe all the shyt people place in your comment sections

(see #1 - 7, study 8 to 9.5)

13. fck you if you think blogging is therapeutic, and you can really "trust" your list of friends. (uhhh, fck you, it's on the world wide web!)

14. fck you if you can't afford you meds. i mean, did you think you wouldn't catch up with you?

15. and fck you if you can't take the voices?

15.5 fck you for not telling me what they're saying.

15.75 fck you for not giving the voices your blog-code and password!

16. fck you if you have to blog about me saying fck you!

16.5 fck you if you make the voices do it for you.

17. fck victims.

18. fck you harder if your too damn vicitmized to realize you're a victim.

19. fck you hardest when everybody else is an ass, 'cuz you're a victim.

(the voices said you were an ass.)

20. fck this.

(fck you if you want to leave a comment, I have to approve it bee-ayches!)